High Noon by the Trash Dump
It’s been said that
politics is not a spectator sport but a rough-and-tumble affair. Mexican
politics, at least as practiced in our little town of San Miguel, seems to
combine both elements—silly stunts and fun spectacles.
A couple of postings ago
I mentioned the battle over the billboard by the town trash dump, a mano-a-mano
epic battle between the PAN, the National Action Party, a pro-business GOP-like
operation, and the PRI, the Institutional Revolutionary Party, which despite
its name is about as revolutionary as corn flakes.
For five or six
consecutive weeks the two parties fought over control of the billboard strategically located by the entrance to town if you’re coming from Mexico
City. One week, the billboard would advertise the wonders of Guanajuato state
government, controlled by the PAN, only to be painted over a few days later by
PRI operatives, to declare San Miguel a PRI kind of town.
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The back and forth went
on until Christmas Day when, right when the PAN operatives were halfway through reclaiming
the billboard, a bulldozer showed up and reduced it to scrap. I don’t know the
political affiliation of the operator but—hmm—I suspect he or she was sent
there by someone in the PRI-controlled City Hall, located only a half mile down
the road, and the headquarters of our PRI mayor Mauricio Trejo.
So now we have the out-of-control
garbage dump by the entrance of town crowned with the twisted remains of a
half-painted PAN billboard.
Elsewhere, San Miguel has
become one giant PRI signboard, proclaiming the accomplishments of the PRI at
the national and local level, and giving the party credit for
everything short of the rotation of the earth.
If only the bulldozer dispatched
by the PRI to demolish the PAN billboard had taken a little longer to even out
the hills of trash or cover them with black dirt. That almost would have made this silly squabble almost worth it.
Maybe PRI will up the ante and start handing out bulldozers to the voters. Of course, that could be a mistake. You could next have dueling dozers in the jardin.
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